Why I love Shawn Carter...

...this is my JOINT!

"I'm a hustler's hustler and gangster's gangster. I'm a rapper's rapper, your favorite ain't I?"

Goodbye Dear Friend

You have served me well.

I loved you from the first day I wore you. My husband's tie matched you perfectly and the black and white in BabyGirls skirt made us a hit, we looked so coordinated.

You helped me change from day to night easily because you were so low maintenance.

[me with autor and journalist Kim Osorio at dinner in Lexington]

When I want to blend in and not look so "muslim-y" you made me feel cool and hip.

[me and comedianne Adele Givens after her show in Lexington, where she lives now]

But now, you've shown up so much in photos I feel like you're stalking me.
You have to go away now.
Maybe ebay can find you a new friend to kick it with. I'll remember the good times old friend.

Peace!

The Truth-Hybrid Vehicles

This is a hybrid:

Toyota Prius
48 MPG HIGHWAY EST./ 45 MPG CITY EST.

This is a joke:

Cadillac Escalade Hybrid
21 HIGHWAY MPG/20 MPG CITY

One last thing...

isn't this the funniest picture EVER? No fair, game over!



McCain Caption: "I love you brother!"
Bush Caption: " Dammit man, get that thing off me!"

Question.....is it cheating?

We all know the song...."I'm cheatin' on my girl" by Dwele.

If you don't know the song, it's about a guy whose lady has a freaky alter ego.

Question: Say a couple has never done the alter ego thing and as the woman gets a little freaky the man calls her another name. She stops and he says he just made the name up.

Is that a foul?

Does the name have to be agreed upon first, or does the woman have to come up with the name...are there rules to this game?

It's not for me...I have this friend and......oh forget it, just answer the questions please, LOL!

Awwwwwwww damn!

I was casually making the rounds on this snowy afternoon and came across a post about this movie.

You know that's Robert Downey Jr. in the middle right? Here's what the intelligent folk are saying. I'm saying, "This is some bullshit!" I know I haven't (and probably won't) seen the movie but I'm just sayin'!

Whaaaaaaaa?

On Black America Web I see this:
Bobby Brown Agrees to Community Service

Date: Wednesday, February 27, 2008
By: The Associated Press, Associated Press

BROCKTON, Mass. (AP) Singer Bobby Brown will not face criminal charges after police said they found a small amount of cocaine in his possession.

Brown's attorney said Tuesday a Brockton District Court clerk magistrate found no probable cause to issue a criminal complaint, but recommended that Brown volunteer to mentor young people, which Brown wanted to do anyway.

First of all, I love me some Bobby. I've even been watching Gone Country just to see him. He is the most luvable drunkard, seriously. But I have a question for the judge. You want a man found to have cocaine in his possession to mentor young people?
Wha?